Even for a Batman, Bic-biting rarely works out well.
Daily Darwin
Darwin’s Lawn Mower Art Project Brigade
These not so clever Jackson Pollock wannabees have demonstrated that unintended consequences can also be art. Watch how they turn green paint, a lawn mower, and a canvas and easel into a red, fiery inferno. As a side note, one wonders whether the lawn mower wrangler has ever regrown the hair on his uncovered extremities.
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Darwin’s Playground Roundabout Brigade
It’s inevitable that these young schoolyard scholars are destined to be taught a lesson by Sir Isaac Newton himself. Perhaps, even Three Lessons.
Darwin’s Candle Queen Brigade
Is that a sparkle in their eyes? Hell, no!! It’s Fire!!
Daily Darwin – Human Bottle Rocket Holder
Darwin chortles a bit as he notes that it’s very difficult to separate a boy’s genomes from an untoward interaction with fire, explosives and stupid.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin’s Tornado Driving Brigade
Darwin notes that that fool probably isn’t in Kansas anymore.
Darwin’s Balloon-boy Bomber Brigade
Stupid is as stupid does….
