Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.
Here’s where Rube Goldberg meets ‘The Little Engine That Could‘. “I think I can, I think?” Not quite right, but could the ‘Little Engine’s’ name be Thomas “The Rube” Train? That would be pretty special, wouldn’t it?
Give the gift that insures your kid will never want to watch ‘Sesame Street‘ again.
Why would anyone call the Cops for a work of art? Everyone is just so ‘effing “Bah Humbug” PC-Politically Correct these days.