Update: Apparently, KFC-DWD comes in more ‘flavors’ than simply too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups. Warning: The extreme flatulence produced by the combination of cole slaw and chicken fat will blow those skinny jeans or yoga pants right off the ol’….. Protective Eyewear recommended.
Today’s MAGA –
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested
Avenatti Nike Update:
Meet the Toilet Bowls – There’s Papa, Mama, and l’il Baby “Chamber-pot” Bowl. Moma and Papa Bowl joke that they have gender-fluid tendencies themselves, but it will be L’il Chamberpot themself who will be the “Decider-in-Cis” as to whether the lid is up or down. By the way, is that an episode of HGTV’s “Flip or Flop” or “Fixer Upper” on the tube”
As reported by The Atlantic, “Medieval Diseases Are Infecting California’s Homeless“. Typhus, tuberculosis, and other illnesses are spreading quickly through camps and shelters. Ever creative, California Public Health Officials are experimenting with a unique new approach to solving the homeless person sanitation problem – The California ‘Street’ Bidet.
Jennifer Millar keeps trash bags and hand sanitizer near her tent, and she regularly pours water mixed with hydrogen peroxide on the sidewalk nearby. Keeping herself and the patch of concrete she calls home clean is a top priority.
But this homeless encampment off a Hollywood freeway ramp is often littered with needles and trash and soaked in urine. Rats occasionally scamper through, and Millar fears the consequences.
I’m not sure what it takes to get yourself a case of KFC-DWD. It could be a combination of too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups and failing to work your lower body at the gym, or just bad genetics. Cock-a-doodle-do.
The dude with the KFC-DWD might have a chance of getting a job with this dance troup. Ya think?
Hide the keys to the white Ford Bronco.
