Mötley Crüe – Home Sweet Home (Official Music Video)
WTF
Meanwhile In Canada – The First Spring Campfire
Grab me another Molson from the eskie, eh?
**One of the Spring partiers could be from Down Under
Is ChatGPT A ‘Never Trumper’?
Maybe, Maybe Not… But ‘Chattie’ or ‘Chatty’ is not nearly as clever as “They??” think.
“Golden Handcuffs” by ChatGPT
The world was shocked today as former President Donald Trump was arrested and booked into jail. In a stunning turn of events, Trump was apprehended by the FBI while playing golf at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. When asked for comment, Trump reportedly replied, “I always said I was a great golfer, and now I’ve got the record for the most handcuffs on a golf course.”
As news of the arrest spread, crowds gathered outside the jail, chanting “Lock him up!” and “Orange is the new black!” One protester held a sign that read, “Even the walls of his cell will be better decorated than the White House.” Meanwhile, Trump’s lawyers insisted that he was innocent and claimed that the charges were politically motivated. In a statement, they said, “This is nothing more than a witch hunt by the radical left. We will fight these baseless allegations with every tweet we’ve got.”
Inside the jail, Trump reportedly struggled to adjust to his new surroundings. He complained about the lack of gold fixtures in his cell and demanded to speak to the warden’s supervisor. When he was told that he would be served a standard prison meal, consisting of bologna sandwiches and fruit cocktail, he exclaimed, “I’ve had better food at McDonald’s! This is an outrage!” However, his mood improved when he realized that he would be getting a new wardrobe, consisting of an orange jumpsuit and matching shoes.
Evil Murder Kitty
Any doubt Kitty would leave your battered corpse on the front Welcome mat of whomever she judges to be her next human toy?
Real Women Vs. ‘Err, Memorex Women
The ‘Knock-off’ “Ladies” might do well to get a grip…
Funniest KNOCK OFF BRAND FOOD
The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day Treats
Reeses Has Got This Covered
East Palestine, OH Water Still Tastes Like Bacon… Pothole Pete Vows Swimming ‘Open’ By Spring
East Palestine train derailment site cleanup will likely take about 3 months, EPA administrator says
CNN–Cleanup of the toxic train derailment site in the Ohio town of East Palestine will likely take about three months, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency said Friday.
EPA Administrator Michael Regan said 6.8 million gallons of liquid waste and more than 5,400 tons of solid waste have already been transported to designated facilities – including 1,600 tons in the past 48 hours.
The train wreck early last month ignited a dayslong fire, spewed poisonous fumes into the air, killed thousands of fish and temporarily displaced residents.
