New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements

Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes?  I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean?  Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada?  Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing?  And what will happen to your “Manicures”?  

Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”

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FakeNews Canada – Climate Refugee, Santa Claus, Moving to South Pole

The Canadian Government should be ashamed of itself for trying to frighten all the little kiddies with the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) FakeNews story that Santa has become a “Climate Refugee” and is moving to the South Pole.  Here’s the BIG LIE from The Government of Canada’s “Policy Horizons”.  The following pile of polar bear excrement, err…government sponsored misinformation demonstrates that nothing is out of bounds for a Liberal trying to argue an issue….

Santa is moving to the South Pole

What?

Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.

So What?

Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.

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At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings

“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today.  As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey.  Eh?

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, mingles with the Gay Pride ding-a-lingles.
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