Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings

Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise.  Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved.  He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.

1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….

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