Need a New Diet Plan? Try Socialism

Tired of paying those big $Bucks for Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, or NutriSystem diet plans that don’t work because your end up eating an entire month’s worth of food portions in a week?  No willpower?  Remove temptation and remove the need for any willpower or self-restraint.  Vote for Socialism.  That’s right!  A vote for Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or any of the other taggers-on pretenders) could mean that you might lose more weight than you ever thought possible.  And the only workout needed is to pull that voting lever for a Democrat.

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Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential 2020 Run – Get Ready For Some ‘Free Shit’ People

NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.

That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon!  So pick your favorite and let Bernie know.  Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.

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