In a quest to regain his relevancy, David Hogg has made his crusade the ‘Mega Roll’ of toilet paper.
“No one,” he says, “needs 1000 squares of tissue on one roll… If you can’t wipe with half that much, you shouldn’t be wiping.”
…and that it’s not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from the Nakatomi Plaza Tower.
Greta met her new boyfriend while she was trolling President Trump at the UN.
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