Declassify This, Nike

Just ‘Effing Do It.


The Newest Nike Brand Spokespersons


New Mike Logo – “Just Chew It”


Nike’s New Kaepernick ‘Signature’ Line

The “XXX-Small” is a Colin Kaepernick exclusive.


Meet Nike’s New “Boxers or Briefs” Spokesmodel

Since Colin Kaepernick is working out so well as a Nike spokeman, showing it’s uncanny ability to make poor choices, the company chose Anthony Weiner as it’s Underwear Guru and spokesmodel based on Anthony’s ability to reach out to the “Tween” marketing demographic.


Burn, Baby Burn, It’s A Nike Inferno

CNBC reports, “Nike shares fall as backlash erupts over new ad campaign featuring Colin Kaepernick“.

  • Nike shares are falling Tuesday morning after the company revealed a new ad campaign featuring Colin Kaepernick.
  • The news of Kaepernick, who in 2016 decided not to stand for the national anthem to protest racial injustice, becoming the face of Nike marketing sparked some backlash from consumers on social media.
  • #NikeBoycott was trending on Twitter, with some people saying they were going to burn their Nike sneakers.

Burn, Baby Burn. It’s A Nike Inferno.

Burn, Baby Burn. It’s a Nike Inferno

Folks screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining when the Nikes started to explode
I heard somebody say
(Burn baby burn) It’s a Nike Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn those sneakers up
(Burn baby burn) It’s a Nike Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn those sneakers up
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self-destruct

The Trammps – “Disco Inferno”


Songwriters: Leroy Green / Tyrone Kersey