A Nike ‘Chow Hound’ and a Kitty

   
   

Declassify This, Nike

Just ‘Effing Do It.

   
   

The Newest Nike Brand Spokespersons

   
   

New Mike Logo – “Just Chew It”

   
   

Nike’s New Kaepernick ‘Signature’ Line

The “XXX-Small” is a Colin Kaepernick exclusive.

   
   

Meet Nike’s New “Boxers or Briefs” Spokesmodel

Since Colin Kaepernick is working out so well as a Nike spokeman, showing it’s uncanny ability to make poor choices, the company chose Anthony Weiner as it’s Underwear Guru and spokesmodel based on Anthony’s ability to reach out to the “Tween” marketing demographic.