How woke is that?
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I’ve heard of Harvest Moons, New Moons, Waxing Crescent Moons, First Quarter Moons, Waxing Gibbous Moons, Full Moons, Waning Gibbous Moons, Supermoons, Blood Moons, Blue Moons, Harvest Moons, Pink Moons, Flower Moons, Hunter’s Moons, Strawberry Moons…. But an ‘effing Woke Moon?
Madonna sized tears aside, according to reports by Summit News, “Photos Reveal AOC Was Crying Over an Empty Parking Lot.” Yes sir. A good little Democratic-Socialist Social Justice Warrior will do just about anything in the the name of “Wokeness”.
Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, the first trangender contestant, was only the start of the ‘wokeness’ possibilities for the Pageant’s promoters.
Could this be a sinister marketing ploy to sell more excruciatingly expensive razor blades? Would being a ‘girly-man‘ require one to shave more square inches of skin, hence, more wear and tear on those corporate annuities called Fusion 5 or Mach 3?
I've been looking for an excuse to ween myself from Gillette's overpriced blades–now I've found it. The last thing I need is a lecture on 'toxic masculinity' while I get ready face all the assaults of the world to provide for my family. Hello Harry's. Hello, Dollar Shave.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 14, 2019
Here’s Gillette back when men were men….