Miss Universe
A Universe Of Possibilities For The New ‘Woke’ Miss Universe Pageant
Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, the first trangender contestant, was only the start of the ‘wokeness’ possibilities for the Pageant’s promoters.
Steve Harvey Will Always Have A Job
Even if Steve were to screw up another Miss Universe Pageant winner announcement, he’ll always have a place with Hasbro as a premier Mr. Potato Head model.
Dances With Sheep
Elizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.
As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.
“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas. “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”
The Gift
Choosing between Steve Harvey and Hillary Clinton for the title of “The Gift That Just Keeps On Giving” is a tough one. Maybe we should let Miss Columbia make that choice…