Do you really, really need to watch the Oscars?  Naw.

Just say No.  Turn off the TV.  Read a book.  BBQ in your backyard.  Go for a walk.  Call a friend.  Call your mother, father, brother, sister.  Call grandma.  Write a letter (on real paper with a real pen).  Give your dog a bath.  Give yourself a bath, exfoliate.  Go to the shooting range–expend ammunition.  The list is limited only by your creativity….