Do you really, really need to watch the Oscars? Naw.
Just say No. Turn off the TV. Read a book. BBQ in your backyard. Go for a walk. Call a friend. Call your mother, father, brother, sister. Call grandma. Write a letter (on real paper with a real pen). Give your dog a bath. Give yourself a bath, exfoliate. Go to the shooting range–expend ammunition. The list is limited only by your creativity….