Hollywood Elites. If walls and fences and ID Cards and Invitations and guns are immoral, then why do you have so very many of them at your very own Oscar Event? Are you all racists? Or do you just hate all those deplorable unwashed people out there that just really want to see what the Red Carpet looks like. After all, those are the people that do the jobs you don’t want to do and support the economy that keeps you in booze, babes (or boys), big houses, big boats, big cars, big egos, and big drugs. Tear Down Those ‘Effing Walls, Oscar!!
Well, I guess the whole ‘effing AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing isn’t as important as Leonardo DiCaprio’s Oscar eyebrows. This hypocritical bit of vanity is from the Independent, “Leonardo DiCaprio flew eyebrow artist 7,500 miles to do his brows for the Oscars“. Add those 5 tons of CO2 to the wacky-weed in your pipe and puff away, Leo.
How much effort do you put into the appearance of your eyebrows? Tinting? Threading? Pencilling in? Plucking the strays? Or perhaps nothing at all?
Well if you’re an A-lister with the eyes of the world watching, it seems no length is too extreme to ensure your brows are perfect.
Australian eyebrow-artist to the stars Sharon-Lee Hamilton was flown from Sydney to Los Angeles to tend to a select few celebrities’ brows before the 2017 Oscars.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are reportedly two members of the Hollywood elite who insisted on Hamilton flying the 7,500 across the Pacific Ocean, despite DiCaprio’s environmental stance.
Carly Simon – “You’re So Vain”
Do you really, really need to watch the Oscars? Naw.
Just say No. Turn off the TV. Read a book. BBQ in your backyard. Go for a walk. Call a friend. Call your mother, father, brother, sister. Call grandma. Write a letter (on real paper with a real pen). Give your dog a bath. Give yourself a bath, exfoliate. Go to the shooting range–expend ammunition. The list is limited only by your creativity….