Oprah 2020??

Or maybe not.  Could she have a little ‘Harvey Weinstein’ problem in her closet along with her size 20+ pre-Weight Watchers body tarps?  That could take some heavy explaining, don’t you think?


Oprah’s Run for the Border

oprah_run_for_borderIt appears that Ms. Winfrey doesn’t know Rule 1 or Rule 2 of surviving a bear attack.

Rule 1 is simply, “if you don’t want to be attacked by a bear, don’t go where bears are.”

And Rule 2 states, “to survive a bear attack all you have to do is run faster than the person you’re with.”