Oprah’s Run for the Border

oprah_run_for_borderIt appears that Ms. Winfrey doesn’t know Rule 1 or Rule 2 of surviving a bear attack.

Rule 1 is simply, “if you don’t want to be attacked by a bear, don’t go where bears are.”

And Rule 2 states, “to survive a bear attack all you have to do is run faster than the person you’re with.”

   
   

Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All

Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Liberal Open Minded Bear

Shouldn’t we all strive for this level of acceptance of diversity’s denizens?

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Is that the sound of Birkenstocks announcing “Lunch is Afoot”?

   
   

Loves the Smell of BBQ in the Morning

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Ahh, the View

I love the smell of brisket smoking in the morning

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