Oprah’s Run for the Border

oprah_run_for_borderIt appears that Ms. Winfrey doesn’t know Rule 1 or Rule 2 of surviving a bear attack.

Rule 1 is simply, “if you don’t want to be attacked by a bear, don’t go where bears are.”

And Rule 2 states, “to survive a bear attack all you have to do is run faster than the person you’re with.”


Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All

Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.


Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors



Liberal Open Minded Bear

Shouldn’t we all strive for this level of acceptance of diversity’s denizens?


Is that the sound of Birkenstocks announcing “Lunch is Afoot”?


Loves the Smell of BBQ in the Morning



Ahh, the View

I love the smell of brisket smoking in the morning