I love that quote from General Tso.
“The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…
But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.
Which came first? The Chicken or the AR-15? Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”
**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.
***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.
****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)