“tastes Like Chicken”
ScienceDiet – Donner Dinner Party
A game in which you cannot afford to be chicken.
“There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat”
I love that quote from General Tso.
How To Cook a Live Carrot
“The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…
But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.
Liberal Open Minded Bear
Shouldn’t we all strive for this level of acceptance of diversity’s denizens?
Is that the sound of Birkenstocks announcing “Lunch is Afoot”?
Girls with Guns Meet Colonel Sanders
Which came first? The Chicken or the AR-15? Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”
**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.
***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.
****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)