How To Cook a Live Carrot

The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…

But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.




Girls with Guns Meet Colonel Sanders

Which came first?  The Chicken or the AR-15?  Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”


**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.

***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.

****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)


Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid

Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”

Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”

Finger lickin’ good.


Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors