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“tastes Like Chicken”
ScienceDiet – Donner Dinner Party
A game in which you cannot afford to be chicken.
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“There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat”
I love that quote from General Tso.
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How To Cook a Live Carrot
“The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…
But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.
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Liberal Open Minded Bear
Shouldn’t we all strive for this level of acceptance of diversity’s denizens?
Is that the sound of Birkenstocks announcing “Lunch is Afoot”?
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Girls with Guns Meet Colonel Sanders
Which came first? The Chicken or the AR-15? Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”
**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.
***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.
****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)
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Doesn’t Look Like Shrimp on the Barbie to Me
No. That’s “Hillary on the Barbie”. It’s a different sort of bottom dwelling crustacean that tastes a bit like chicken. Thanks again to the New York Post for cooking up this enticing aromatic dish.
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