If you’ve been nice this year, Santa could be persuaded to bring you your very own AR-15. Would’nt that be nice?
Nostalgia
I Want My MP3
All I want for Christmas is my MP3. I want my, I want my, MP3.
Thanksgiving Microaggression
I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving in whatever “safe space” you inhabit today. No micro-offenses offered or intended or even micro-desired.
Way too cracker… The little red-headed accordion kid probably offends everyone. And the skinny dude in the sweater vest? Not to mention the blondie in pedal-pushers. Jeez!