I Meant Unfriended.
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Thanksgiving 2020 Be Like…
Gobble, gobble Pilgrims.
If November Is Like Every Other Month In 2020…
Your Thanksgiving Dinner May Be Out To Eat You.
Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons
Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.
**FakeNews Alert
John Kerry on Turkish Military Coup
Here’s Secretary of State, John Kerry, reassuring America that the Obama Administration is on top of the Military Coup in Turkey. Do I feel reassured now? Maybe not so much…
Wait ’til Next Year
It looks like this “Tom” won’t be going quietly next year. He was heard to say, “I won’t be needing no stinking pardon…”
Thanksgiving Microaggression
I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving in whatever “safe space” you inhabit today. No micro-offenses offered or intended or even micro-desired.
Way too cracker… The little red-headed accordion kid probably offends everyone. And the skinny dude in the sweater vest? Not to mention the blondie in pedal-pushers. Jeez!
