We haven’t picked on you for a couple of weeks Chris, but that doesn’t mean you’ve been forgotten.
Just in case the Governor is planning another little outing this weekend – a few cautionary memes. We’re watching you Governor Chris ‘Effing Christie, Beach Hog in Chief.
Here’s Chris Christie’s BeachGate Hump Day bonus.
Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off. Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories. In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes. Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.
You were expecting more memes? Ok.
Chris “I didn’t get any sun” Christie has set the gold standard for chutzpah in political spin during a crisis – brazenly trying to ‘splain away his little beach trip. He has birthed a ‘whale’ of meme in the process that is guaranteed to be his own personal Jonah for the rest of his (possibly short) political career. Here’s the happy family beach scene that started it all. The Christie’s and company were probably the only lonesome family on the Jersey Shore that day, State budget cuts and all.
And here’s the memeonic aftermath of that humongously flawed decision. It’s called “Optics 101” Chris. You don’t push Grannie in the ditch and then get your picture taken laughing about it and giving her an extra little kick.
Here’s Secretary of State, John Kerry, reassuring America that the Obama Administration is on top of the Military Coup in Turkey. Do I feel reassured now? Maybe not so much…