Dickhead, Abilio James Acosta (aka: Acosta-Cortez), Gets Called A “Dickhead” By Sebastian Gorka

From the Daily Caller, “SEBASTIAN GORKA, JIM ACOSTA TRADE VERBAL BLOWS IN WHITE HOUSE DUST-UP.

A drive-by sniping from CNN’s Jim Acosta caused Former White House adviser Sebastian Gorka to launch a loud, verbal barrage Thursday at the White House.

Multiple witnesses were aghast when they say Acosta saw Gorka, who just debuted his SALEM Radio Network show “America First,” and told him bluntly that media-related meetings with the president were for “real journalists” only. Gorka proceeded to berate Acosta at a high volume.

“Abilio ‘Jim’ Acosta, you are a dickhead,” Gorka fired back at Acosta.

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FakeNews CNN’s Favorite Shit Weasel, Jim Acosta, Tries To Choreograph Presidential Press Conference

Breitbart nails Jim, “WOKE: CNN’s Jim Acosta Gets Called On, Asks Trump to Call On a Woman.”  But don’t take any of MY time, I’m gonna go first….

“Thank you very much,” Jim Acosta said after being called on by Trump. “If you don’t mind, after I’m finished, if…one of our female colleagues could go after me, that would be great. Mr. President, just to follow up on…”

“What does he mean by that? Explain,” Trump shot back.

“I think it would be great if a female…” Acosta said.

“What does it mean? No, what does it mean?” Trump said.

“It would be great if a female reporter could ask a question about this issue,” Acosta responded.

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FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta Is Getting Snarky Again

At least you’re consistent, Jim. You take a pounding for being a weasel day in and day out, and you just keep being a weasel.

FakeNews CNN’s Reporter Jim Acosta

**Disclaimer-The family Mustelidae (which also includes badgers, otters, and wolverines) is often referred to as the “weasel family”.  The ‘hair’ resemblance is uncanny, don’t you think?

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Obama Called Libya a “Shit-Show” and the MSM Yawned

Jeff Goldberg’s article “The Obama Doctrine“, in the April 2016 edition of The Atlantic magazine states that Barack Obama called the state of Libya a “Shit-show”.  No big deal, right?  And it was no big deal

Senator Dick “Shit-Weasel” Durbin

because you didn’t have a ‘shit weasel’ like Senator Dick Durbin trying to score political points and sabotage the negotiations for DACA reform. Durbin proves, again, why you can never trust a Democrat to negotiate in good faith or to adhere to the terms agreed.  Nothing should ever be done without the equivalent of a “Contractors Holdback”.  So here’s what Goldberg wrote, quoting Obama,

“So we actually executed this plan as well as I could have expected: We got a UN mandate, we built a coalition, it cost us $1 billion—which, when it comes to military operations, is very cheap. We averted large-scale civilian casualties, we prevented what almost surely would have been a prolonged and bloody civil conflict. And despite all that, Libya is a mess.”

Mess is the president’s diplomatic term; privately, he calls Libya a “shit show,” in part because it’s subsequently become an isis haven—one that he has already targeted with air strikes. It became a shit show, Obama believes, for reasons that had less to do with American incompetence than with the passivity of America’s allies and with the obdurate power of tribalism.

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#SJW’s – Spoliating Scatological Statues

First the SJW’s came for General Robert E. Lee and then just plain Robert Lee. Then they came for Christopher Columbus and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.  Next they’ll be coming for the scatologically incorrect “Unknown Poop Boy” for somehow culturally appropriating ‘indigenous peoples’ methods of, how shall we politely say, doing what a bear does in the woods.

When will it ever end?

 

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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – No Beach For You This Weekend, Governor

Just in case the Governor is planning another little outing this weekend – a few cautionary memes.  We’re watching you Governor Chris ‘Effing Christie, Beach Hog in Chief.

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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Yalta Edition

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Yalta Edition

 

Here’s Chris Christie’s BeachGate Hump Day bonus.

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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Shark Jump Week

Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off.  Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories.  In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes.  Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.

You were expecting more memes? Ok.

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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – The Evolution of a Meme

Chris “I didn’t get any sun” Christie has set the gold standard for chutzpah in political spin during a crisis – brazenly trying to ‘splain away his little beach trip.  He has birthed a ‘whale’ of meme in the process that is guaranteed to be his own personal Jonah for the rest of his (possibly short) political career.  Here’s the happy family beach scene that started it all.  The Christie’s and company were probably the only lonesome family on the Jersey Shore that day, State budget cuts and all.

And here’s the memeonic aftermath of that humongously flawed decision. It’s called “Optics 101” Chris. You don’t push Grannie in the ditch and then get your picture taken laughing about it and giving her an extra little kick.

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Hillary Campaign Spews Shit in Lawrenceville

Literally.  WGCL-Atlanta reports, “Witness: DNC tour bus dumps human waste into storm drain“.

The incident occurred on Grayson Highway, Tuesday morning.

Hillary_Stool_BusPolice say when they arrived on the scene, toilet paper was scattered everywhere and there was a foul smell.

A Lawrenceville businessman took several photos of the tour bus dumping waste into the storm drain. You can see in the pictures, a liquid coming from the bottom of the bus.

According to the witness, a HAZMAT crew had to be called to the location.

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