Or as Forrest Gump says, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but always remember… Wombats poop cubes.”
Eewww!! Eh? The Providence reports, “Woman detained after feces flinging incident at Langley Tim Hortons“.
On Wednesday, surveillance video showing Tim Hortons staff being harassed was posted on Liveleak and YouTube.
In the video, which has no sound, a woman can be seen screaming at staff before squatting on the floor and relieving herself. She then picks up the excrement and throws it at staff.
Women Poops In A Tim Horton’s and flings it at the staff.
OK. So I’m sitting in my cubicle at Hasbro reading my copy of my ‘Employee Performance Review’ where my boss has told me in no uncertain terms that I lack any semblance of Game Creativity or Motivation to Produce anything but a yawn, and… “that your time remaining at Hasbro has the shelf life of a fruit fly….” And then I say “This is Bullshit–a real Poop Sandwich” and the light bulb goes off…. My job is saved and the World has a New Classic Game!!
So what would the rules look like? Heh.
And then you need a killer ad campaign for Saturday Morning TV. Instant Classic!
First the SJW’s came for General Robert E. Lee and then just plain Robert Lee. Then they came for Christopher Columbus and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Next they’ll be coming for the scatologically incorrect “Unknown Poop Boy” for somehow culturally appropriating ‘indigenous peoples’ methods of, how shall we politely say, doing what a bear does in the woods.
When will it ever end?
The Berkeley ‘Antifa’ protesters have a new tactic. Throwing poop.