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AOC – All Out Crazy – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to establish a new Soviet Republic,”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez likes being known as AOC, but a Republican planning to run against the former bartender came up with a new meaning for her moniker.

Valdes is a Republican from New Jersey who plans to move to Ocasio-Cortez’s district in order to oppose her in the 2020 election. He is a conservative radio producer who formerly worked for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

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The Babylon Bee Posts “AOC Free” Retraction

The Editors of The Babylon Bee admitted today that their article, “Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free” may not have been entirely accurate an issued an apology for the confusion.  Readers give the story “Two Hehs Up”.

**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert.