Speech must be Free, but necessarily not without Cost
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Never, ever, go into an elevator. In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs. One story, that’s it. No basements. No attics. Maybe no closets. Armoires are definitely out. Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.
Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.
Make sure you study this chart closely prior to attending this fall’s “Z-Prep” Class.
And remember the Z-Prep motto:
