Rule Z – Safe Space

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – No Elevators

Never, ever, go into an elevator.  In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs.  One story, that’s it.  No basements.  No attics.  Maybe no closets.  Armoires are definitely out.  Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – Halloween Sam

This Uncle Wants You….

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – Boat Anchor Repurpose

Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.

You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.

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Rule Z – Teach Your Children Well

Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.

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Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.
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Zombie Identification Chart

Make sure you study this chart closely prior to attending this fall’s “Z-Prep” Class.

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And remember the Z-Prep motto:

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