Here’s a tip to help you survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
Rule Z
Mitt Romney’s Vision of Trump Presidency
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Zombie Shark Week
OMG. With nearly naked Cheerleaders, too!!!
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – Santa’s Coming
And he’s hungry. And not just for milk and cookies….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Care and Feeding of Liberals
Your only consolation is that when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, they’ll be the first to go. Just remember, you don’t have to be faster than the bear (or Zombie, whatever), you just have to be faster than the #Whiney#Liberal running beside you. Now doesn’t that make you feel Christian?
Rule Z – Safe Space
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – No Elevators
Never, ever, go into an elevator. In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs. One story, that’s it. No basements. No attics. Maybe no closets. Armoires are definitely out. Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – Halloween Sam
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – Boat Anchor Repurpose
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.