Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z
Rule Z – No Elevators
Never, ever, go into an elevator. In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs. One story, that’s it. No basements. No attics. Maybe no closets. Armoires are definitely out. Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – Halloween Sam
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – Boat Anchor Repurpose
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Rule Z – Teach Your Children Well
Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.
Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.
Zombie Identification Chart
Make sure you study this chart closely prior to attending this fall’s “Z-Prep” Class.
And remember the Z-Prep motto:
Post Apocalypse – Dinner
Donner Party. Your table is ready.
Donner Party?
You and Your Shadow
Embrace your germs. Because if what The Mirror reports is true, you’re surrounded by bugs, and they know where you’ve been.
‘Germ clouds’ containing millions of bugs surround EVERY human – and they show where you have been.
Every human on earth has a cloud of germs surrounding them at all times – and it is almost as distinct to that person as a fingerprint.
The “microbial cloud” contains millions of bugs that are put out from various pores and points in our bodies.
According to experts, the cloud hangs around a person’s body at all times and each individual cloud has a signature that could be read by carrying out genetic analysis of the bacteria.
“Click” to enjoy your “CDC Chic” gallery:
