Zombie Shark Week

OMG. With nearly naked Cheerleaders, too!!!

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – Santa’s Coming

And he’s hungry.  And not just for milk and cookies….

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Care and Feeding of Liberals

Your only consolation is that when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, they’ll be the first to go. Just remember, you don’t have to be faster than the bear (or Zombie, whatever), you just have to be faster than the #Whiney#Liberal running beside you. Now doesn’t that make you feel Christian?

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Rule Z – Safe Space

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – No Elevators

Never, ever, go into an elevator.  In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs.  One story, that’s it.  No basements.  No attics.  Maybe no closets.  Armoires are definitely out.  Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – Halloween Sam

This Uncle Wants You….

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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