Care and Feeding of Liberals

Your only consolation is that when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, they’ll be the first to go. Just remember, you don’t have to be faster than the bear (or Zombie, whatever), you just have to be faster than the #Whiney#Liberal running beside you. Now doesn’t that make you feel Christian?

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You and Your Shadow

Embrace your germs.  Because if what The Mirror reports is true, you’re surrounded by bugs, and they know where you’ve been.

‘Germ clouds’ containing millions of bugs surround EVERY human – and they show where you have been.

CDC_Gas_Mask_Wallart_04Every human on earth has a cloud of germs surrounding them at all times – and it is almost as distinct to that person as a fingerprint.

The “microbial cloud” contains millions of bugs that are put out from various pores and points in our bodies.

According to experts, the cloud hangs around a person’s body at all times and each individual cloud has a signature that could be read by carrying out genetic analysis of the bacteria.

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