Take A Walk In AOC’s Size 36 DDD’s Before You Judge

Y’all just need to take a walk in Alexandria’s size 36 DDD’s so you can understand what a girl has got to put up with.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Stars In A ‘SJW Productions’ Remake Of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”

Madonna sized tears aside, according to reports by Summit News, “Photos Reveal AOC Was Crying Over an Empty Parking Lot.”  Yes sir.  A good little Democratic-Socialist Social Justice Warrior will do just about anything in the the name of “Wokeness”.

“And as for fortune, and as for fame I never invited them in Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired”

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AOC – All Out Crazy – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to establish a new Soviet Republic,”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez likes being known as AOC, but a Republican planning to run against the former bartender came up with a new meaning for her moniker.

Valdes is a Republican from New Jersey who plans to move to Ocasio-Cortez’s district in order to oppose her in the 2020 election. He is a conservative radio producer who formerly worked for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

**Chiquita Found here.

The Babylon Bee Posts “AOC Free” Retraction

The Editors of The Babylon Bee admitted today that their article, “Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free” may not have been entirely accurate an issued an apology for the confusion.  Readers give the story “Two Hehs Up”.

**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert.