America needs Bernie ‘The Burn’ Sanders’ Democratic Socialism just about as much as it needs a case of antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea. So go get checked out and for everyone’s sake, get the cure.
Bernie ‘Free Shit’ Sanders
Bernie Sanders Unveils 2020 Presidential Campaign Logo
Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential 2020 Run – Get Ready For Some ‘Free Shit’ People
NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.”
That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon! So pick your favorite and let Bernie know. Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.