Coronavirus
Doomsday Seed Vault Releases Some Seeds For Coronavirus Pandemic
Buried inside a mountain in Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, the Global Seed Vault — often referred to as the doomsday seed vault — stores back-up seeds for every one of humanity’s food crops and essentials. Heh.
New Coronavirus Handwashing Protocol Released
The CDC notes that this new approach to explaining proper ‘Handwashing Procedures’ is their most effective effort yet. The Director remarked, “Everyone knows how hard it is to remove the ‘liberal’ from a Democrat, so it was just natural to extend that to the effort needed to root out the Chinese Coronavirus.”
Tulsi’s In It To Win It
Congresswoman Gabbard notes, “After all, the Coronavirus still has a vote…”
Los Angeles Times – Yes, Tulsi Gabbard is still running for president.
The congresswoman from Hawaii hasn’t garnered much support in primary elections and she’s falling short of winning enough delegates to secure the Democratic nomination. She has two so far.
She has remained in the race as numerous candidates with far more support nationally — including most recently Bloomberg and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren — have dropped out.
But Gabbard appears set on continuing.
Anyone See ‘Banjo’ Joe’s Coronavirus Press Conference?
It was almost as scary as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s Response to Trump’s Address on Border Security last year.
DUELING BANJOS ~ Guitar & Banjo Song ~ Deliverance
**Thanks Anon in MT