**/sarc ‘n /snark
Coronavirus
Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste
Joe Biden says, “Corona Virus will be Number Two on my ticket.” The other candidates say they will support a “Draft Corona Virus for Veep” at the Convention. Nancy Pelosi says, “Wait a minute, Corona Virus is already running in 200 House races,” Not to be outdone, Chuck Schumer noted that he had already promised Corona Virus that if they can beat Trump and take back the Senate, “CV” could be majority leader.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Rule Z – Zombie Apocalypse Just Off The Horizon
One mutation away from disaster: Coronavirus exposes a huge weakness in our national preparedness
Our inattentiveness as a nation to biodefense has resulted in this alarming truth: We are one mutation away from biological disaster. Just one genetic change and a virus like coronavirus or influenza can become far more contagious and lethal, or the antibiotics we depend on to kill bacteria can be rendered ineffective.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Artist Demonstrates Corona ‘Beer’ Virus Symptoms
Notably, these symptoms tend to present after prolonged exposures, generally exceeding seis cervezas.
Rule Zv – Why Settle For A Corona When You Could Have An Ebola?
Party your way through the coming Zombie Apocalypse no matter which virus comes your way…
Rule Zv – If there a 50 Million people under Military quarantine in China, and the Authorities are doing the Alfred E. Neuman “What, Me Worry” routine on you, then you had better start worrying.
