Ricin Crispy Treats – The Monday Mattis “It’s Monday Somewhere in the World Edition”

ABC News reports, “Man accused of sending letters laced with ricin ‘wanted to send a message’.

William Clyde Allen, the former Naval officer who was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday for sending crushed castor beans to President Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, said that he mailed the letters with the intention of sending a message, he told the FBI.

Here’s how James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis responded.

Suck on that Cupcake.


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Your Monday Mattis – No Walmarts??

You watched the Sunday Talk Shows again, didn’t you? Dr. ‘James’ can help you with that. Just answer the question, “Walmarts or Targets”? Feeling better now?


Your Monday Mattis

There. Now don’t you feel better that Dr. ‘James’ helped purge the last residual poisons from your Sunday Morning Talk Show binge?