And remember to remember, you don’t need to watch no stinking Monday Night Football, either.
There. Now don’t you feel better that Dr. ‘James’ helped purge the last residual poisons from your Sunday Morning Talk Show binge?
Here’s a few more delightful Mattisisms.
“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.”
“No war is over until the enemy says it’s over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote.”
“There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It’s really great.”
“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”
“Demonstrate to the world there is ‘No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy’ than a U.S. Marine.”
Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis