If New Hampshire doesn’t work out, Elizabeth “Stevie Ray” Warren plans on going on the Tribute Act concert tour circuit.
Elections
Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
Found These Earmuffs In The Buttigieg ‘Swag’ Store
Perfect For A Cold Tuesday In February
Say “Howdy do” to you. Let’s give a rousing cheer. ‘Cause Howdy Doody’s here. It’s time to start the show.
SJW Shoe Company To Back Mike Bloomberg For President
Nike Says That With Their Support, Mike Bloomberg Will Tower Over The Competition And The Bad Orange Man
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Joe Biden Calls Woman “Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier”
Biden asked women if she had ever been to a caucus. She answers, “yes,” and Biden calls her a “lying dog-faced pony soldier.” This is not a candidate that wants to stay in the Democratic presidential race.
Who will be the first to call for Joe “The Misogynist” Biden to drop out?
After a New Hampshire voter asks @JoeBiden why they should trust he can turn his campaign around, he asks if she’s ever been to a caucus before; when she says yes, Biden snaps: "No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier." pic.twitter.com/3uxOAu0Ues
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 9, 2020
Mitt Romney – “Behind Blue Lies”
Carpe Donktum’s Excruciatingly Accurate Portrayal Of Mitt Romney’s Sanctimonious Treachery
Lt. Col. Alexander Semyon Vindman Is Given New Command
The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.
**/sarc ‘n /snark