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All Things Olympic – Summer, Winter, or Special
The New PyeongChang Olympics ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Ski Event’
The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.
Meet The Newest Olympic Sport
You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
CDC – Rio Olympics Crew Boat Challenge
Staying Alive?
Rio Olympics – Toilet Diving Competition
Athletes. Heed this good advice from the NY Times, “Keep Your Mouth Closed: Aquatic Olympians Face a Toxic Stew in Rio“.
RIO DE JANEIRO — Health experts in Brazil have a word of advice for the Olympic marathon swimmers, sailors and windsurfers competing in Rio de
Janeiro’s picture-postcard waters next month: Keep your mouth closed.
Despite the government’s promises seven years ago to stem the waste that fouls Rio’s expansive Guanabara Bay and the city’s fabled ocean beaches, officials acknowledge that their efforts to treat raw sewage and scoop up household garbage have fallen far short.
In fact, environmentalists and scientists say Rio’s waters are much more contaminated than previously thought.
Recent tests by government and independent scientists revealed a veritable petri dish of pathogens in many of the city’s waters, from rotaviruses that can cause diarrhea and vomiting to drug-resistant “superbacteria” that can be fatal to people with weakened immune systems.
Poop-Suit Olympics
We’re filing this bit of sludge under the heading of “bring your own TP”.
The Kansas City Star reports, “U.S. rowing team will use sewage-proof suits at Rio Olympics.”
It’s a month before the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, and each day seemingly brings more disturbing news.
Athletes are staying away because of Zika virus concerns, police are saying
they won’t be able to protect tourists and a Reuters report says a drug-resistant “super bacteria” has been found Guanabara Bay.
The good news for U.S. rowers is that they have sewage-proof suits.
2016 Zika Olympics, Rio de Janeiro
We thought that reprising some of our favorite “CDC Chic” images might be fun viewing as you make your travel arrangements to Rio de Janeiro. The 2016 “Zika and Poop” Olympics is waiting. Don’t drink the water, eat the food, go outside, God-forbid go near Guanabara Bay, breath the air…..
View our favorite CDC Chic apparel items and accessories.
