I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep. Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump. Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.
**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.
Another bloody ‘effing Republican debate tonight!
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
I love the smell of brisket smoking in the morning
Who would have thought that a douche-bag Russian strongman, would be more instructive than our own douche-bag President.
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don’t know where I am goin’ to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don’t need a reason why.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing.
And cuff links, stick pin,
When I step out I’m gonna do you in.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Top coat, top hat,
I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
“Sharp Dressed Man” – ZZ Top
I swear that crazy old “Democratic Socialist”, Bernie Sanders, looks just like that crazy old Doc Emmett Brown in the Back to the Future movie series. What’s your vote?
That’s “Big Furry Friends”….
Dr. Putin already knew the First Patient’s balls were missing, but it seems as though they may have been attached to his spine, or various other parts….
