Meet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 2020 primary opponent – Icebae. When interviewed about her upcoming challenge to AOC, Icebae noted that the hardest part of her campaign would be deciding on a slogan. She is genuinely torn between “Make Alexandria A Bartender Again” or “Let Alexandria Instagram Fulltime.” MABA or LAIF?
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘Swears’ That Her Meltdown On The Border Was Real
Or as RedState notes, “AOC Beclowns Herself By Begging To Be Sworn In At Congressional Hearing, Repeats Wild Claims Without Evidence.”
This stems from wild claims that AOC made a few weeks ago involving her visit to a border facility in El Paso, TX. While there, she claimed not only that the Border Patrol agents
physically and sexually threatened her, but that she witnessed a woman being told to drink out of the toilet.
As per usual with the freshman Congressional member, this all turned out to be nonsense. Later, we would learn that she didn’t even actually enter the actual detention facility, instead choosing to stage a photo-op by verbally abusing the guards and then insisting she stay with a family at the beginning of the tour. At no point did she actually witness someone being told to drink out of the toilet and we’ve still yet to hear the names of these agents who supposedly threatened her.
Take A Walk In AOC’s Size 36 DDD’s Before You Judge
Y’all just need to take a walk in Alexandria’s size 36 DDD’s so you can understand what a girl has got to put up with.
And what's more, Nancy, you really need to walk a mile in my shoes. It's not easy keeping up with Twitter, or my Instagram following. Or making TV appearances or throwing hissy fits at the border Concentration Camps, or even writing the GND. Is PRIMARY spelled one M or two? pic.twitter.com/AA8Ih3SX5y
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) July 7, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Stars In A ‘SJW Productions’ Remake Of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”
Madonna sized tears aside, according to reports by Summit News, “Photos Reveal AOC Was Crying Over an Empty Parking Lot.” Yes sir. A good little Democratic-Socialist Social Justice Warrior will do just about anything in the the name of “Wokeness”.

Chiquita Khrushchev
“AOC – All Out Crazy – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to establish a new Soviet Republic,”
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez likes being known as AOC, but a Republican planning to run against the former bartender came up with a new meaning for her moniker.
Valdes is a Republican from New Jersey who plans to move to Ocasio-Cortez’s district in order to oppose her in the 2020 election. He is a conservative radio producer who formerly worked for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
**Chiquita Found here.