Barack “Choom Boy” Obama

Democrats OK Heavy Drinking and Drug Use As Perquisite To Be President

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The DailyWire reports this interesting tidbit that has currency today, “Obama Admits Heavy Drinking, Drug Problems As An ‘Adolescent’.”  What does Obama say about his formative years?  Here are some quotes from his ‘ownliest’ lips….  And remember, you too, can be President if you’re a beer drinking, dope smoking, fist fighting, class cutting, thug. And, of course, a Democrat.

[He admits] that while he was a “young boy” and an “adolescent” he drank “a six-pack in an hour” in between classes, got in fights, was a “thug,” and used illegal drugs.

Yeah, but did he throw ice cubes at a bar?

[He said], “I was a thug for a big part of my growing up.”

Yeah, but did he ever ‘ralph’ on someone?

[He instead said], “I didn’t take school that seriously.” But there’s more. “I got into fights. I drank and did —and consumed substances that weren’t always legal.”

Yeah, but does he like beer?  Really, really like beer?

[Well, hell yes, Judge.]  Obama noted “I might have drank a six-pack in an hour before going back to class, things like that.”

Obama’s “What? Me Worry” Presidential Portrait

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Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….

And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.