Chiraq – Bullet Cams

From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.

CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring Guns_Chiraqall interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.

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Low Hanging Fruit

Obama has been firing blanks in an attempt to solve the nation’s supposed gun violence problem.  After spending all of this time, energy, political capital, and “tears”, the only answer he found was taking everyone’s right to own a firearm away. You might say that his solution has been like “looking for love in all the wrong liberal places”.

The statistically logical solution has been staring him in the face–right from his own home town, Chicago.  Only 2 simple steps are required to eliminate over 96 per cent of all Chicago firearm homicides:

  • Ban all Blacks from having firearms (an 80.2o% solution) and
  • Ban all Hispanics from having firearms (the remaining 16.10% of the low hanging fruit).

He could be a real “Liberal ” hero by following that simple approach.  The rest of the population if left alone will figure out a solution to the remaining 3.70% without infringing on anyone’s Second Amendment rights.

Chicago’s 2015 Gun Violence Summary from “Hey Jackass!! ”

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Hey. Don’t blame me for suggesting something as equally ridiculous as what Obama did. My solution, however, would work better than his and that’s a 96 per cent certainty.