Daily Darwin – Dude, Checkout This Bulletproof Vest

Darwin, notes that one should never trust their genomes to a garage sale bullet proof vest.  The end result will be you being planted like a tree.  News6 Orlando has this story, “Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say“.

Darwin_Georger_CarlinPolice say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.

A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”

Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”

Well, no, Joe. It doesn’t look like it works.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge

Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Genomic Demise by Exercise

Darwin always chortles when he sees some fool exercising, especially when said fool’s genomes get crushed in a treadmill mishap.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Skateboarder Nutcase

Darwin says that if you chose to be a skateboarding nutcase, it would be well of you to keep your nuts in their own case, just sayin’ genomically.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Flaming Dick Trick…er, Drink Trick

Darwin apologizes for the headline (right!), but he couldn’t resist. He says that anyone that intentionally sets the family genomes on fire deserves to be the “butt” of a “dick” joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoZ1pMGk2g

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Original link from – Woodsterman