Michigan’s Governor Grabs Deerfield’s Annual Testicle Festival By The Balls

Did You Know That There’s a ‘Testicle Festival’ in Michigan? And Yes, It’s Canceled

Thanks, Governor Whitmer. You squeeze the life out of fun. First no bull seeds, then no veggie seeds at the Home Depot.

The 9th annual Testicle Festival in Deerfield, Michigan (which is about 35 miles south of Ann Arbor), which was supposed to take place over this past weekend, was canceled due to the COVID-19 outbreak.

This may surprise you but this post isn’t about coronavirus – we NEED to talk about the festival itself.

It’s held at the Deerfield American Legion and usually attracts up to 2,000 visitors. They spend about 12 hours eating…wait for it…fried bull testicles.

The festival has been postponed until May 9th and the testicles are being frozen until then.

A Stay At Home Festival Is All We’re Left With…