Rep. Eric Swalwell

Fang Fang And Fart Fart Star In “The Spy Who Loved Me”

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GOP Leader McCarthy Says Democrat Rep Eric Swalwell Should be Removed From Congress After China Spy Report

Gateway Pundit–As reported earlier, a Chinese spy raised money for Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell (CA) and planted an “intern” in his congressional office.

Fang was a “bundler” for Eric Swalwell and other Democrat candidates but it is also believed the Chinese spy and honeypot had an intimate relationship with Swalwell.

When asked if Swalwell had an intimate relationship with honeypot and spy Christine Fang, Swalwell’s office replied they couldn’t comment because that information could be “classified.”

Eric Swalwell – We Always Knew You Were A Gasbag…

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But Farting LIVE On National TV??

Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it.  But whatever….

Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”.  Job well done, Mr. Swalwell.  My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname.  Heh.  You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.

ShamWell SwalWoww

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Eric Swalwell.  You know you’re a bad candidate for President when even CNN takes a dump on you.  Mouth vomit?  I’m dyin’ here…

* Eric Swalwell: You know that guy in high school who has a catchphrase? And, the first time you hear it, you’re like “That’s not bad!” But by the time he says it for the 30th time before lunch, you have to fight down the urge to vomit in your mouth? That’s Eric Swalwell and “pass the torch.”

**Eric in all his glory found here. Heh.