What does voter fraud sound like? Meep. Meep!
Meep. Meep. Losers.
Time brings us “The 9 Rules of Every Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Cartoon“.
The Looney Tunes universe had boundaries as severe as an Acme anvil to the head.
Rules for the show include a restriction on dialogue (save for “Beep-beep!”), setting (“All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the Southwest American desert”) and outcomes (“The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures”). There’s even an instruction on who the real enemy of Wile E. is: “gravity.”
Acme Products announces a Safety Recall on their Galaxo Notable 7
Acme Products has announced a voluntary recall and exchange program on certain Galaxo Notable 7 devices in cooperation with the Warner Bros/Looney Tunes Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). Since the affected devices can overheat and pose a safety risk by exploding prematurely, it is extremely important to stop using your device, power it down and immediately exchange it for another one of our very effective Road Runner Elimination Devices.
Beep. Beep. Fat boy.