Trump’s MAGA Southern Border Wall would be just the ticket to help Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown conquer those nasty plastic straws.
Meet California’s Straw Law Enforcer. He’s Gov. Brown’s secret plan to scare the sippy straws out of California’s children.
Don’t want to be arrested by the Straw Police? Jail’s not for you? But you’d still rather sip than slosh? Try this instead. The Police will never notice….
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