Trump Punks Straw Nazis

   
   

Hey, California!! Let’s Build A Wall For Jerry

Trump’s MAGA Southern Border Wall would be just the ticket to help Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown conquer those nasty plastic straws.

   
   

Creepy Straw Man

Meet California’s Straw Law Enforcer.  He’s Gov. Brown’s secret plan to scare the sippy straws out of California’s children.

   
   

Ménagerie à Strois

Strois/ straw/ strô/       3. a thin hollow tube of paper or plastic for sucking drink from a glass or bottle.  Heh.

**Thanks Anon in MT

   
   

Perfect San Francisco Secret Straw

Don’t want to be arrested by the Straw Police?  Jail’s not for you?  But you’d still rather sip than slosh?  Try this instead.  The Police will never notice….

   
   

Psst!! You Want Some Straws?