“California Dreamin'”
More California Dreamin’
California Fleein’ (Beach Boys Parody – The Babylon Bee)
I Wish We All Could Leave California Now
True Dat, Babylon Bee.
Cackling Kamala, “Too bad you’re so thirsty and stinky and can’t wash your car.”
Kamala Harris Bursts Out Laughing While Talking About Droughts
California Dreamin’ – Venice Beach Homeless
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I’ve been for a walk (I’ve been for a walk)
On a winter’s day (on a winter’s day)
I’d be safe and warm (I’d be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
California dreamin’ (California dreamin’)
On such a winter’s day
The Mamas & the Papas – “California Dreamin'”
Calizuela Dreamin’
The Momas and the Papas – “California Dreamin'”
You’re Gonna Need Your New California Conceal Carry License
It’s called the CCSC License (California Concealed Straw Carry), and you can bet your sippy-cup it will be tough bitch to get.

Normally it’s a crime to carry either a ‘full or an empty’ straw in public in California. It doesn’t matter whether you are carrying a concealed straw or one that is openly carried or displayed in a beverage.
Unless you have a CCSC (California Concealed Straw Carry) license, publicly carrying a straw in California is against the law… period.
But you may be issued a permit to carry “a straw, flexible or fixed, or other flexible sipping impliment capable of being concealed upon the person” if:
- You are of good moral character;
- Good cause exists for issuance of the license because you or a member of your family has an unquenchable thirst;
- You meet certain residency requirements; and
- You have completed an acceptable course of straw, and straw sipping techniques training.
And don’t forget your $Million $Dollar Humane Safe Straw Storage and Disposal Guarantee Bond. Don’t leave home without it.
**Thanks Anon in MT