Who Lasted Longer? The ‘Mooch’ Or The ‘Duck’

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TJ Ducklo just got shitcanned…

The obnoxious and self-serving Anthony Scaramucci lasted ten whole days as Trump’s Director of Communications.  That does appear to be the record, but apparently T.J. Ducklo’s transgressions actually occurred more that three weeks ago which would have put him only a day or two into Biden’s term.  The White House just couldn’t (or wouldn’t) pull the trigger.  So we’ll just have to let the Refs review the ‘instant replay footage’ and make the call.

T.J. ‘The Destroyer’ Ducklo

FedEx Truck Slams Into 100-Car Pileup In Fort Worth, TX

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Inside Edition–A deep freeze across much of the United States has led to treacherous conditions on the nation’s highways. At least five people were killed and many were injured in a massive pileup in Fort Worth, Texas that involved more than 100 cars. Car after car crashed into each other on I-35, which was coated in a slick sheet of ice that made driving treacherous. A careening FedEx truck and trailer slam into the pileup with staggering force, stunning onlookers.