PC-Political Correctitude
Merry Confiscation Day
Bernie “The Socialist Claws” Sanders and his Merry Imp, Alexandria, are coming for your stuff.
Gonna Beat You Like A Red-headed Stepchild
Or maybe not so much…
That little ‘sweat flick’ though, will get you stomped by six sweaty bovine types the next time you step into a dark alley. Red-heads have a defective “enough is enough” gene that will soon cause their extinction, according to certain peer reviewed studies.