Shrek Absolutely Destroys Westminster Agility Championship
And Gabby, the Papillion was pretty good, too.
Senator Lankford Outs Joe Biden’s Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier Border Flaks
Day two from the border—this is a pod that’s designed to hold 80 people that’s currently holding 709. pic.twitter.com/rKLH5urdyh
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
For a side-by-side comparison, the first photo is from my trip to the border in 2019–the second is from today. Plenty of space to walk around and safely spread out. Tell me this isn’t a crisis. https://t.co/ING6lsNYor pic.twitter.com/ujQXNxkQKD
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
I’m Your Captain And I’m Feeling Mighty Sick
I’m your captain, I’m your captain
Though I’m feeling mighty sick
I’ve been lost now for days uncounted
And it’s months since I’ve seen home
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
Am I in my cabin dreaming?
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me?
Closer To Home (I’m Your Captain)