Megyn Kelly’s verbal slip tonight calling Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sandals, was a little late to the ball. You can order your own Bernie Sandals here: Bernie Sanders Flip-Flops
Bernie Sanders
Bernie’s Energy Plan
Bernie Sanders has a comprehensive Energy Plan that is a “yuuge” idea.
New Democratic Party Mascot
With Hillary (I’m not a crook) Clinton and Bernie (Here’s your free shit) Sanders as Presidential candidates, the new Democratic Party decided they needed to trade their old Jackass mascot in for a more contemporary model.
The New Red
Presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders shows that “Gray truly is the new Red”.
Dem Debate Tonight
Find out which Democratic candidate, Bernie “the Commie” Sanders or Hillary the “‘effing Liar” Clinton, will be the first to blame the Koch Brothers for the Robot Uprising.
An App for It
The Federal Reserve is in the beta testing phase for their new app, “Money for Nothing” . Bernie Sanders was heard saying, “skip the ‘effing testing, I WANT IT NOW”!
In parting he mentioned that he can’t wait for the “Your Chics for Free” upgrade.
