Wax My Ass: a Poem by Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke
In this story, Breitbart ‘catches up’ with Robert Francis O’Rourke’s propensity to flee the scene as it reports, “Street Artist Sabo Lampoons Beto O’Rourke For Drunk Driving Arrest.”
Conservative street artist Sabo poked fun at his latest target, Democratic 2020 hopeful Beto O’Rourke, by using a billboard to roast the Texas Democrat for his drunk driving arrest.
I’m waiting with bated breath for Sabo’s next big effort…., a “wax on, wax off” parody of the Beto’s poetry, perhaps?
“Wax My Ass and Scrub My Balls…I need a butt-shine.”
Thanks for that, Beto. I’ll never be able to look at a Kardashian the same way again.
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Michael Dukakis, “TANK COMMANDER”
**A fourth-generation Irish American, his family always called him “Beto” (a common Spanish nickname for first names ending in “-berto”) initially to distinguish him from his namesake grandfather.