So you got it up there, Mr. Rocket Scientist….Now what?
Darwin Awards
Daily Darwin – Vying For ‘Numbnut’ of the Year Award
Darwin points out that although the little balloon retriever’s genomes could be somewhat at risk, it’s Dad’s still immature genomes that are truly in harm’s way. Darwin guarantees, with utmost certainty, that as soon as Mom gets home and sees the Facebook video Dad posted about his day with Jr., Dad’s genomes will be residing in the back of his throat. Ack!! Urp!! Gluck!!
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Human ‘Hindenberg Disaster’
Darwin winces as he points out that genomes, ‘gas bags’, and an ignition source do not make for good companions. Oh, the humanity….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Playing Genome Fetch
Darwin in quick to point out that when one is training one’s dog to fetch balls, one should clearly distinguish the difference between genomes and balls, emphasizing that genomes are neither to be fetched or chewed upon. “Goo boy, Nigel…”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Toasted Nuts Special
Darwin scratches his head and wonders how this whole vaping thing exploded (heh) onto the scene. He points out that ‘fruity flavors’ and aromas only go so far because the minute the vapee smells that “Toasted Nuts and Curly Hairs” Special emanated from his onliest drawers he’s gonna be so done with the vapors.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Here’s your Lynyrd Skynyrd bonus – “That Smell”
Daily Darwin – Never Mix a Skateboard With a Bicycle
Darwin is always quick to point out that both skateboards and bicycles are hard on the old genomes, but when you mix the two an unfortunate ‘genomic dislocation’ is sure to occur.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Advice to Coffee Drinkers
Darwin’s not sure whether this advice is for ‘coffee drinkers’ or for ‘ski jumpers’. He thinks it probably cuts the old genome both ways. Darwin recommends that one’s genomes will be most happy if one has his morning coffee prior to ski jumping. This finishing the morning coffee, though, still has him perplexed.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Little Princesses Shouldn’t Play With Fire
Darwin hypothesizes that the eyelash genome was not made to mingle with fire of any sort. The proof of his hypothesis follows. Enjoy.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Whose Genome Gets Gored?
Darwin states that he paraphrased the old adage a bit. “It depends upon whose ox gets gored” gets this substitution , “At a rodeo, it depends upon the row in which you sit as to whether your genome gets gored.” So whose genome gets gored? Why the dufus in the first row, of course.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors