The Flintstones Theme Song
#Redneck
Murica – Getting Ready for AGW
There’s nothing like a little ‘redneck engineering’ to get you ready for anything a polar vortex or ‘AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)’ has in store for you.
Murica – DeWALT Meat Carver and Construction Tool
You have to admire that ‘Redneck Engineering’. You can build your kitchen and make lunch in it, all with the same tool.
Murica – Cinco de Luau
You’ve got your Corona beer, your colorful shorts, your beach sand, dune buggy, and your tits. It’s a Murica Cinco de Luau for sure. All that’s missing is poi flavored vomit.
Jeff Foxworthy Rant – They Must Be Idiots
Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy (yeah, the “You Might be a Redneck” if guy):
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.